Spoof 26~ Greystripe bakes a pie

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Greystripe: heeeeyyyyy Squirrelflight.

Squirrelflight: what do you want Greystripe?

Greystripe: I baked you a pie! *holds up pie.*

Squirrelflight: *eats pie whilst it's still in Greystripe's hands.* hmm. That's delicious. What flavour is it?

Greystripe: death berry!

Squirrelflight: O.o *dies.*

Firstaff: hey Greystripe what happened to Squirrelflight?

Greystripe: I baked her a death berry pie. *whispers.* I think she liked it.

Firstaff: *eyes twitch.* GREYSTRIPE! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT FEEDING PEOPLE DEATH BERRY PIES!!??

Greystripe: nothing.

Firstaff: I EXILE YOU FROM THUNDERCLAN!!!!!?????

Greystripe: ok. I'll just go join Riverclan. *skips away happily.*

Firstaff: wait! Greystripe! No please don't go! I didn't mean it! *starts having melt down.*

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