You Got Cake?

Thirty-Five

Thirty-five- Luke
Sunday 1:10 pm

Ash: we need to talk

Luke: what are u gonna give me a lecture too? I'll save u time and worry bc Michael already gave me one. I know I fucked up ok no need to remind me.

Ash: no that's not what I was gonna talk to you about but since you brought it up..

Ash: yeah you fucked up bad

Luke: ugggghhhh

Ash: before I tell you what you need to hear, I'm adding Michael in a group chat

Luke: ok I guess

*Ash added Mikey to the conversation*

Mikey: why the fuck am I here

Luke: idk ask Ashton

Mikey: ASHTON

Ash: ok I have something big to tell you guys

Luke: spill

Mikey: then tell us

Ash: calum is moving

Mikey: oh shit

Mikey: really

Ash: yeah he told me yesterday

Mikey: THAT JERK I NEED TO SAY GOOD BYE

Ash: calm down he isn't leaving until Monday

Mikey: so tomorrow?

Ash: SHIT MONDAY'S TOMORROW

Mikey: yep

Ash: no he's leaving the next Monday

Mikey: luke where u at

Ash: yeah luke where'd you go

Ash: Dr. Fluke come out of your cave rn and speak to us

Luke: I'm here

Luke: Dr. Fluke? Really that's my super hero name

Mikey: I like it

Ash: thanks Mike xx

Luke: so u said Cal's moving

Mikey: ooh my super hero name is Mike-Ro-Wave

Ash: we're not talking about that anymore

Luke: yeah mikey get with the program

Mikey: oops

Ash: yeah I saw a moving truck and he said that he's leaving for football. He told me he's growing up and not dropping football for music. I told him that I'm supporting him in this like a good friend

Mikey: oh

Luke: oh

Ash: yeah

Luke: did he... Did he mention anything about me?

Ash: he said and I quote "my life doesn't revolve around that fuckboy" he also said and I quote again "my decision to leave has nothing to do with luke"

Luke: oh

Ash: he then killed the cashton baby

Mikey: OH NO WHY WOULD HE DO THAT

Ash: idk it hurt my heart :'(

Mikey: actually good bc u need to come home and take care of the mashton baby. I think it's dying without is daddy

Ash: ew I hate that child I ain't it's daddy

Mikey: how could u say that about our baby!?!?!

Mikey: u hurt it's feelings nice job

Ash: aw tell it I'm sorry and that daddy is coming home soon

Luke: I swear u guys are in a relationship

Mikey: Nah typical bromance

Ash: aw Michael I thought what we had was real :(

Luke: I ship mashton now

Ash: me too. It lives in my heart

Mikey: i don't ship mashton

Mikey: the mashton ship is not setting sail

Luke: YOU MONSTER

Ash: dont go breaking my heart

Luke: what have u done

Mikey: I WOULDN'T IF I TRIED

Ash: :)))

Luke: I'm leaving before this gets out of hand

*Mikey has left the conversation*

Ash: too late Michael beat you. Lol dude your always too late

Luke: so was that all u needed to tell me

Ash: no

Ash: you have to get calum to stay, win him back

Luke: I can't he won't ever forgive me I ruined everything

Ash: you can and you will

Luke: how?

Ash: idc how. If you gotta be ed sheeran in this then you better be ed fucking sheeran. Win him back and make him stay

Luke: again.. How exactly?

As Ashton sent the plan I copied it down. I gotta admit his plan seemed bizarre but it could work. Now I just need to know how to get it done in a week, successfully that is.

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Chapter dedicated to: but_whylove because the book 'Last Night' and 'Notes On How To Get Away With A Public Scandal' are the BOMB. I love them both so if you want check it out