turtles?

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EmoOrange and another person that I sadly forgot tagged me for something?

The rules had something to do with 13 facts and, I quote, "turtles sh*tting on my foot".

1. I've done so many of these

2. too many of these

3. You probably know all these facts

4. StrawberryMilkTooth needs to shut up about Harambe (aND STAY IN FLORIDA SMH)

5. Scarlett Johansson is mine and only mine

6. gay ships are yay ships

7. This is the seventh fact

8. Dan Howell's diss track is the Holy Bible audio book

9. Sam-Sans is the straightest asexual the world has ever seen

10. I would pay Sebastian Stan good money to punch me in the face

11. I eat food

12. #BlackLivesMatter because I'm not a racist pig

13. I now own a dog?

TAGGING:

anyone who wants to do this

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