Gotta get out (Luke hemmings)

Chapter 21- bobs your uncle

Ella's pov-

After we packed practically everything I own we all got ready for the meal tonight

"Zoeeeeeee I need help I have no clothes!!"

"Ella I told you to find something before you packed everything!"

"But I forgot to!" I wined

"Wear the blue dress that you wore for my birthday!"

"It's too small though I don't like it!"

"Urgh Ella I give up with you!"

Zoe stormed into my room

"Here wear this dress" she handed me a red strapless dress

"Love youuuuuuu!" I grinned "zoeeeeee where are my curlers?"

"Ella find your own stuff I don't know where they are!"

"Woah attitude lady" I winked as she left the room

I slipped the dress zoe gave me on, it hugged me in all the right places and fell mid-thigh, I matched them with red high heels, curled my hair and put a nice amount of make up on before walking downstairs

"Hey pretty girly" louis smiled

"Hey Lou, where's Luke?"

"He's in the kitchen, you ready for tomorrow?' I simply nodded

"Choo choo all aboardddddd!" Harry shouted "cars here hurry up!!"

We all walked into the living room and I found Luke

"Hey gorgeous, I like that dress on you" he hugged me kissing my cheek

We all managed to pile into the overly sized, and probably overly priced, car and set off

In the car niall kept quite quiet and just stared at his phone for a bit

'Whats up? :(x' I text him so nobody else could see

'Just tired x' he text back instantly

'You sure?x'

He simply looked up at me briefly and nodded

'I know you better than that tell me!x'

'Just a bit annoyed at some twitter rumours don't worry x'

I quickly logged onto twitter and checked the trends, nothing seemed different

'@niallofficial is so rude he didn't even stop for a picture when I asked him to'

'@niallofficial was horrible to some fans today, doesn't he know he wouldn't be anywhere without us?'

But one tweet caught my eye

'Feel so horrible on @niallofficial he's so busy and you guys say stuff about him because he didn't stop for a picture when he's busy sorting out the tour, stop being selfish he's only human!'

I quickly retweeted it and put my phone back in my pocket, I saw niall look at his phone and smile and put his phone on his lap

We arrived at a bit hotel looking place and were escorted into a big room with big tables everywhere with little name plates

"Oh my god, simon is on the table next to us!!" Zoe squealed

"Haven't you met si yet? He's sound"

"Sound? Like he's loud?" Luke looked at me puzzled and I burst out laughing

"No Luke, you really need some help with your English slang Luke!"

"Well maybe you'll have to teach me?" He winked as we sat at our table

"Well you've got a while touring with us I'm sure I can teach you a thing of two along the way"

After dinner we decided to head back for an early night, but me being me decided I was too giddy to sleep

"Luke lets make that youtube account now it'll be fun!" I jumped on he bed

"Fine you set it up and I'll get the webcam"

After I had made the account we sat down and pressed record

"Hey guys I'm ermm Ella, I'm liam paynes sister and this is my first video of life touring and I'm here with Luke today, say hi Luke"

"Hi Luke" he grinned

"Okay, so Luke doesn't know like any British slang so I'm basically going to quiz him and see how hopeless he really is! So first off is a word I used before which is 'sound' as in 'omg simon is totally sound' " he looked cluelessly

"Ermm, loud? Like chatty?"

"Nope, it's like cool like a cool guy, next is easy it's rhyming slang and it's 'apples and pairs' "

"Omg I know this it's stairs?"

"Well done Luke, next is 'ace' "

"Like, ace of spades? Like good at tricks?"

"Nooo, it's like shortened for awesome, next is 'bobs your uncle!' "

"Ermm, I don't have an uncle bob? Is it like, they're you're family?"

"Omg you're terrible, it means like it's done like 'bobs your uncle fancys you're ant', next speaking of it is 'fanny' "

"Well like people say that's like your bum isn't it?"

"Noooo, here it's like rude it's like, lady bits.... Next and final one is 'chin wag' "

"A chin wag? Is that like shaking your head?" He starts shaking his chin sideways

"No omg I love you're ideas on them all but it's a chat like because your chin moves!"

"Well Your slang confuses me!"

"Not all of it is used like on a daily basis, some words more than others though, but thanks for watching guys I hope you like seeing this one over here and let me know who you want me to do a video with next and what it should be, I hope this wasn't too awkward a first video but byeeeee!"

We turned off the webcam

"Omg that was fun!" I squealed getting into bed

"Come on its a big day tomorrow get some sleep!" Luke put his arm protectively around my waist as I snuggled into his chest and slowly fell asleep

AN-

Omg I'm so sorry it's late I've been soooo busy and I'm terrible I'm sorry guys!

Btw I know it's set in like past tense but oh well it's how I roll

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