Mom: "I'm finally on a diet. It probably won't last very long."
Me: "I am too!"
Mom: "Really?" (sarcastically)
Me: "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." *wink*
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Seafood diet
Mom: "I'm finally on a diet. It probably won't last very long."
Me: "I am too!"
Mom: "Really?" (sarcastically)
Me: "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it." *wink*
