Your Killer Classroom [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 2: Weakness

"How...How can you be so sure?" You asked Koro-sensei.

"Is it because we're the E-Class一the End class? The misfits of Kunugigaoka Junior High?" Nagisa added. You sensed a bit of malice coming off of him as he was looking down at the ground.

"How do I know? I checked the man himself," Koro-sensei said. He held up a newspaper, which showed a picture of his tentacles checking Arita's body the same way Sugino was inspected. The main topic of the was named Tentacle Attack. The three of you were shocked. Never mind your questions then, Koro-sensei.

"I got an autograph, as well!" He added. He revealed the autograph he got that said "Knock it Off, Tentacles! -Arita".

"You asked him for an autograph?!" You yelled at him in disbelief.

"How was he not furious?!" Nagisa questioned. Although, Koro-sensei was crying and sweating at the same time.

"I get it...I don't have his talent," said Sugino.

"But, your elbows and wrists are more flexible than Arita's. Train well, and you might even surpass him," Koro-sensei informed him, moving his wrists around with his tentacles. "Find an assassination that suits your talent."

"My elbows and wrists...they're better than Arita?" Sugino wondered. He began to smile, along with you and Nagisa. Then Nagisa ran over to Koro-sensei, leaving you and Sugino behind.

"That was nice advice, from our target at least," you suddenly blurted out.

"Hai. Say...d-do you mind if you and Nagisa help me practice pitching?" Sugino asked you, rubbing the back of his head timidly. He then had a panicked expression, shaking his hands in defense. "Y-You don't have to do it if you don't want to!"

You gave him a genuine smile, reassuring him that it was fine. You shook your head. "I don't mind at all."

"Really? Thank you so much, (Y/N)!" He thanked you.

For the next few days, you and Nagisa helped him pitch. It was getting better than the day before. Though, one day, he was able to pitch fast enough for the both of you to dodge it. He can put use to his wrists and elbows into a curve ball.

But later on, you decided to help some other students with their assassination.

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"Today, Koro-sensei said he'd be snacking on North Pole ice. I figured that he'd be eating it somewhere in the woods," you told a group of students. You found him, just as you predicted, and hid in some bushes and behind some trees.

"Now, we split the ten billion yen!" Isogai said. All of you nodded your heads. You all jumped from the bushes, forcing a smile on your faces. As you called out his name, he began to weep with joy. Though, he noticed you pull the knives out from your pockets, and tried to stab him. Koro-sensei avoided it. Of course he did.

"Your smiles were a biiit forced. It wasn't enough for me to let my guard down," he spoke behind you. "Set aside these anti-me knives, and smell the flowers, and learn with a good smile on your face."

Everyone noticed the flowers in their hands. They looked familiar, and when you noticed what they were, the girls in the group either got pissed off or started to weep and cry.

"Hey, Koro-sensei! These are the flowers we've been growing!" Kataoka shouted angrily at him, pointing at the flowers in everyone's hands.

"It is?!" Koro-sensei asked.

"That's so mean, Koro-sensei! After we took such good care of them, and they finally bloomed..." Yada told him as she was tearing up. Okano was crying along with her.

He apologized, "G-Gomenasai! I'll get some new bulbs!"

He hastily ran off to get some new tulip bulbs. You made him go back to the school and plant them back in their spots. Okano and Kataoka were ordering him around, saying that he should handle everything gently and not doing everything at Mach 20. It looked like that wasn't even going to destroy Earth in the first place.

"Wasn't he going to destroy the world?" Maehara asked. You and Isogai were sweat dropping at Koro-sensei's pathetic ego.

"Y-Yeah...and here he is, planting tulips..." Isogai replied.

"While being ordered around by teenage girls," you added. You noticed that behind the three of you, Nagisa and Kayano were chatting with each other. Nagisa was holding a small note book and jotting things down.

"Kayano, Nagisa-kun, what are you doing?" You asked them as you approached both students.

"I thought I'd write down Koro-sensei's weaknesses. We might get a good assassination hint from them," Nagisa answered. You and Kayano looked over his shoulder to see the writing on the paper.

"'When he shows off, things get shaky'," you read the words straight from the notepad.

"That's supposed to come in handy?" Kayano asked.

Sugino came up to you and grabbed the notebook from Nagisa's hands. "What do you mean? They could be useful!"

He flipped through some pages, reading the information on the paper out loud. Koro-sensei was three meters tall, and his special move was "super sonic cruising".

Sugino asked, "Nani kore?"

"Not useful then," Kayano said, sweat dropping.

Though, in the future, it could be useful. Koro-sensei finished planting all the bulbs. When he was finished, he held an assassination tournament, but he tied himself up to a tree. Everyone created spears by tying the knives on bamboo sticks. But even with he handicap, he's still too quick.

"...where is he?" You heard a familiar voice as you were shooting Koro-sensei with two of your own pistols.

"Karasuma-san!" You cried out. You and Kayano explained what happened to him and why he's tied up.

"A little something extra by the way of apology! Where else could you find find a teacher who can do this?" Koro-sensei suddenly cried out.

"You're not taking them seriously, Koro-sensei!" You yelled out. You climbed up the tree, and began to stomp on the branch that the rope was tied on.

He continued to boast, "It's no use, E-Class! Even with this handicap, I'm still faster than you! Killing me is a far off drea--"

You managed to break the branch off the tree, and he fell to the ground. Everyone, including him, was silent. You shouted, pointing your pistols at Koro-sensei, "FINISH HIM!"

All the students charged in for the kill. He began to roll away in fear, everyone was trying to stab or shoot him.

"Chotto! My tentacles are tangled in the ropes!" He cried out. Koro-sensei broke free, then jumped out of the way, onto the roof of the school. "You'll never make it up here! You lack the base capacity! Ba-ka!"

He was laughing really hard, until he took a breather. "I'm doubling tonight's homework..."

"So petty!" You all shouted. Soon after, he flew away. Everyone was determined to kill him. After all, you were really close this time. When you do, everyone was thinking on how you could spend the money. You were standing next to Karasuma, his face said it all.

This was a weird classroom, but it was fun and lively.

-To be Continued-