Dio: I am a responsible dad
Pucci:......Remember what happened last week with your son?
~Last week~
Dio: *Stumbles through the door of his home drunk, wearing hooker heels and a trashy hooker dress* GIORNO I'M HOME
Giorno: Oh god not again
Dio: *Slurring* HOW WAS MY BABY BOY? DID YOU MISS DADDY?
Giorno: Kinda
Dio: OF COURSE YOU DID! I'M YOUR DADDY! *Sees one of his heels on the floor* HEY! WHO'S HEEL IS THAT? DID YOU BRING A GIRL OVER?
~Few moments later~
Pucci: Dio I came to-
Dio: *Drunkenly dry humping Giorno*
Giorno: Dad no
Dio: Daddy yes
Pucci: *Slowly leaves the scene*
