I can't be there to comfort you or to soothe you with my lips
If I was I'd tenderly stroke your face with my fingertips
I'd whisper in your ear that I would make you feel better
And if I kissed behind them then I'm sure you'd get wetter
I'd make you drinks of lemon and honey
Tell you stories and jokes, you already know I'm funny
You'd forget all about your ears and your throat
You'd laugh heartily but sound like a constipated goat
I'd massage your feet, shoulders and neck
Till you fell asleep then every five minutes I'd check
That you were ok and didn't need a thing
But if you did ask, then I would gladly bring
I'd fetch snacks, change the channel, be at your beck and call
No task too big and no job too small
I'd do anything for you, they'd be no resisting my charms
I'd keep you safe and warm in my loving arms
