The Random Book!

Some ways to annoy your teacher

1. Shout something random in lessons like 'hair dryer'
2. Question everything they say like:
Teacher:.... This formulation always works
Me: are you sure?
Teacher: yes
Me: definitely sure?
Teacher: well...yes
Me: really?
Teacher: umm....well....I think so
Me: I thought you said it always works?
Teacher: well I did but...
Me: LIAR! LIAR,LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!
Teacher:....

3. If the teacher asks for a volunteer, jump up and say 'I volunteer as tribute!"