Deidara: Next!
Sasori: Are you gay for Itachi?
Orochimaru: Hell no!
Aoi: It better be no! Because if it was a yes, I will haunt you and kill you in your sleep bastard! For touching things that aren't yours!
Itachi: I'm being talked like I'm nothing but a piece of furniture.....-/_\-
Aoi: But your MY furniture! :3
Deidara: I have a question. Are you and Kabuto dating in secret?
Kabuto: O////////////O
Orochimaru: NO! Kabuto is my assistance, he does my biddings!
Aoi: Don't you mean beddings?
Orochimaru: I'm going to strangle you one day Aoi if you don't keep your perverted mouth shut!
Deidara: Next!
Hidan: Alright! I don't know if this is a question or not but....why is your skin so pale? Is it natural? Or were you just fucked up during birth?
Everyone: O.o
Orochimaru: I WAS BORN LIKE THIS!!!! DX<
Hidan: Okay okay Jashin! We get it! You were fucked up!
Orochimaru: The hell! Imma KILL YOU!!!
Before Orochimaru can get up from his spot, I grabbed Steve and hit him hard on the head.
Pein: Ah, so thats Steve....
Itachi: ....A metal bat.
Tobi: Is he dead?
I went next to Orochimaru who was laying on the floor looking dead, then started to poke him with Steve.
Aoi: I think so...he ain't moving............OMG! I just commited murder!!!!! O.o
Pein: Aoi, you do realize that this organization is full of murders? -_-
Aoi: Really!? I thought it was full of blue people?
Kisame: Stop bringing me into every conversations you have!!!
Diedara: So how do we continue this game?
I started thinking, and thinking, and thinking, and thinking.
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Thinking hurts! D:
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Light Bulb!
Aoi: Lets do rock, paper, scissors! Who ever loses has to do either truth or dare!
Everyone agreed and put there fists in the circle.
Aoi: Okay ready! Rock, Paper, Scissors!
3 rocks, 3 papers, 1 scissors, and 1 gun
Hidan & Deidara: The Hell Aoi!
Hidan: Ya can't do guns!
Deidara: Yeah it's against the rules!
Aoi: My game, my rules!
Hidan and Deidara turned to look at Itachi.
Hidan & Deidara: Itachi! Control your girlfriend (Jashin)!
Itachi: Leave me out of this!
Aoi: Okay! People with scissors lose and they are = Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame!~ Sorry smurfy. :(
Kisame: :'(
First Hidan vs Kisame.
Winner Kisame.
Final battle Hidan vs Deidara.
Deidara: No way am I losing!
Winner......Deidara.
Hidan: He cheated! Aoi he cheated!
Hidan turned around to tell Aoi that Deidara cheated and he saw Aoi trying to stuff her face with cake.
Aoi: Sorry Hidan, I can't hear you over the sound of cake! XD
Sasori: Anyway Deidara won, and Hidan lost.
Deidara: Yeah mother fucker!
Aoi grabbed Steve and whacked him on the head.
Aoi: Language!
Kisame: So Hidan, truth or dare?
Hidan already knew the answer.
Hidan: Dare jashin! I can take anything you throw at me, unlike Deidara.
I finished my cake and looked evily at him.
Aoi: Okay Hidan, since you chose Dare, We shall do thy Dare!
Hidan: [I'm going to die. I'm literally going to die, even though I'm immortal.......]
Aoi: Your dare is.......
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What A Life?! ~An Akatsuki Humor Fanfic~
FanfictionThis story is about a girl the Akatsuki found and took her in. Her name is Aoi Kasai, which means Blue Fire. Yes, she can control Blue Flames. As the girl struggles living with the Akatsuki, she is also having fun hanging with them. Or not. Read on...
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