"Something called- oh we should do karaoke!" She said.

"On a ship as people sleep?"

"Sound proof I made this room. I love sound proof rooms." She says.

"Fine."

"Good me first." She says as she snaps her finger and turn the room to a bar with a stage and mic.

Selma walked out with her suit and there was people watching. She got the mic and started to sing "Used To Love U." By John Legend. No fair she used his actually voice! She cheated!

She started to moving around and had the background singers and everything. I can't help but laugh.

This girl is a mess.

When she finished she bowed and then smooth criminal played. She started doing Michael Jackson's moves. She did splits and his kick. I was too done when she did the moonwalk.

I just laughed and shook my head. Watch she gon be like I'm hungry after.

When she finished she poofed herself at the bar drinking two drinks.

"I'm thirsty." She said.

"I can see."

"Well karoke over I win."

"Oh-"

"Wait- i got one more song!" She said as she poofed back on stage and started to sing Fine China and i just laughed as she used his voice and not hers. She dancing to it too. I cant with Selma.

She finished and bowed then zapped back to her seat then had a meal and had wine.

"Wow selma." I said.

"Yeah let's change this room theme." She said as she zapped the whole room into a hotel room with two bed.

"I'm going take a shower." I told her.

"Okay and I know Ant would enjoy that." She said.

"No!"

"Ya!"

I went took my shower and had my pajamas on.

"I feel great." I smiled.

"For ant." She scoffed.

"It's like you want me with him?"

"I want a mini ant or mini pashion of course and they're gonna love me!"

"No mini ants or mini pashions are not coming."

"I bet give it a month."

"I dont a mini ant." I wined.

"So mini pashion?"

"Not with him." I said.

"You have no other option." Selma says.

"Ugh." I said as I put my face into the pillow.

"You like a little, y'all little bonds." She says.

"Yall gonna have cute babies." Selma smiled.

"Selma where's yo babies and your man?"

"Give me to 3-7 business days." She says as a book appears and she has her glasses on then flips the pages.

"Wow." I laughed.

"I always wanted-"

"Kids."

"Not what I was gonna say." I laughed.

"I bet."

"No."

"Well what you want?"

"Well to travel back home."

"Why? Oh that reunion coming up."

"She says."

"That highschool one?"

"Yeah in a next year."

"Mh, girl not even married have kids."

"Selma!" I laughed.

"Mh, Tai shouldn't be talking, she a pizza delivery girl with six kids for four different men." Selma says as she sips on her tea.

"I wonder if she gonna go rent a dress and a rent a fake date and a fake ring and make fake wedding pics and family pics and all that."

"Mhum she will, give her til December." Selma says as she sips on her tea and again then turns into kermit.

"You're-"

"I know. I'm having the moment." She says.

"Go on ahead." I laughed.

"So Chris is gonna be there but will see you." She says.

"Ugh." I groaned.

"Just joking he aint goin."

"Why?"

"Said to much." She says.

"Please?"

"Fine he will be working that night and moving."

"Ugh." I said.

"Maybe it's a sign." She says.

"No ant drove him away." I said.

"Well."

"I cant focus as your kermit."

"I know huh? Ima cute kermit." She says and I laughed.

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