Sebastian is bad with kids
Sebastian: So did the tooth fairy come last night?
Ciel: Yeah. But all I got was this piece of paper with some squiggly lines on it.
*Sebastian grossly sobbing while talking on the phone in another room*
Sebastian: He didn't like my autograph from Satan..
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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations
FanfictionIn Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I...
