Waking up it the morning to Cody making breakfast in his dumb boxers that aren't even his size cos hes an idiot and hes yawning and like bobbing around to usher and is doing the weird 'I don't wanna get splashed by little grease sparks but I gotta move the food around' dance and then he turns to look at you watching him and his eyebrows shoot up alongside the corners of his mouth and he just giggles and says "looks like the craics out of the bag babby haha" then serves the stupid food and it's a little burnt but he's wolfing it down like choking on it like the moron he is and you feel all paniced and he starts laughing cos you made a dumb face then he inhales the food and suffocates to death
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Cody Herbinko Imagines
FanfictionCaution: there's some serious shit in here, so be prepared to laugh, cry, or be really horny. EDIT 2020: (I was so young when I wrote these books omg I'm so embarrassed)
