Text messages {on hiatus}

"I'm not Luke."

06/21/16
7:55 pm

Fucking creep: hey hey Hayley

7:55 pm

Calum: I'm not Hayley...

7:56 pm

Fucking creep: it's a song reference :-(

7:56 pm

Calum: so?

7:56 pm

Fucking creep: anyways...

7:57 pm

Fucking creep: Michael told me that...

7:57 pm

Calum: just get me straight

7:57 pm

Fucking creep: Michael told me that you have my contacts as "fucking creep" :-(

7:58 pm

Fucking creep: I have a name :-(

7:58 pm

Calum: oh

7:58 pm

Calum: I swear I'm going to have to change my password -.-

7:58 pm

Calum: I'm sorry though

8:00 pm

Fucking creep: no you're not :-(

8:00 pm

Calum: fineeeee

8:00 pm

Calum: what do you want me to put your contacts as

8:01 pm

Fucking creep: Q U E E N

8:01 pm

Calum: anything else?

8:01 pm

Calum: NOT THAT

8:02 pm

Fucking creep: but I want that :-(

8:02 pm

Calum: I won't change your name then. And I swear, that nose thing is getting on my nerves.

8:03 pm

Calum: I'm starting to actually think you're secretly Luke...

8:03 pm

Fucking creep: wtf no I'm not

8:03 pm

Secretly Luke: Pfft I'm not Luke!

8:04 pm

Calum: okay...

8:04 pm

Secretly Luke: IM NOT LUKE

08:11 pm

Calum: I said OKAY

08:11 pm

Secretly Luke: you took so long to reply... I've missed you already :(

08:12 pm

Calum: you don't even know me

08:12 pm

Secretly Luke: tell me about yourself then ;)

08:13 pm

Calum: no

08:13 pm

Secretly Luke: why :(

08:13 pm

Calum: for all I know, you might be a kidnapper