Creepypasta Zodiacs

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Aries: Dr. Smiley, Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause i can hold them for you.

Taurus: Slenderman, Your lips look lonely, Would they like to meet mine?

Gemini: Hoodie, Theres something in my eye. Can you see it? Its my love for you.

Cancer: Ben Drowned, Are you from China? Cause im China get in your pants

Leo: Lost Silver, I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?

Virgo: Ticci Toby, Are you Neville? Because i long for your bottom.

Libra: Dark Link, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.

Scorpio: Homicidal Liu, are you a toilet paper? Cause i'd let you touch my butt.

Sagittarius: Jeff the Killer, Are you from Japan? Cause i can see myself in Japants

Capricorn: Masky, Are you Ariel? Cause i can see we mermaid for each other.

Aquarius: Laughing Jack, Are you christmas? Because i want to merry you.

Pisces: Eyeless Jack, Are you a christmas tree? Because im ready to cut you down and bring you home.

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