Aries: Why would an Aries interact with a child?
Taurus: Hey little buddy! Where's your mum? Yeah? Where's- OH GOD NO GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE GREMLIN I DONT WANT A HUG!!
Gemini: Teaches them swear words
Cancer: Awww so cute! WAIT DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH IT!!
Leo: Oh god small human
Virgo: What is that thing?!
Libra: Acts like its a puppy and immediately wants 12 once the child leaves
Scorpio: Wanna watch a movie? It's called 'The exorcist'
Sagittarius: Ew go wash your hands they're so sticky. Where are your parents?
Capricorn: Laughs and plays with the child but when they leaves reaffirms they will never have a child.
Aquarius: Pretends to be dead so they don't have to play with the child
Pisces: Has look of disgust the whole time
