How the signs break up with you

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Aries: Just tells you. Loudly. Infront of your mother.

Taurus: Sends you a written letter sealed with a kiss.

Gemini: Changes their Facebook status to single and then disappears.

Cancer: Tells you while crying and then offers to take you back 1 day later.

Leo: Coldly says it isn't working lit and then says that they cheated on you with your best friend.

Virgo: Tells you all the things you did wrong and then refuses to give back your sweater.

Libra: Slowly tries to are out of your life so they don't have to say it.

Scorpio: Moves to another country taking your dog with them.

Sagittarius: Says it all in a jumble and then runs away.

Capricorn: Tells you that you're getting in the way of their career.

Aquarius: I HATE YOU I NEVER LOVED YOU DONT EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!!!!

Pisces: Says they will always love you but it just isn't working out.

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