Jupiter is very pissed

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In freaking terrified of storms so Jupiter is like HAHAHAH PISS YOUR PANTS ASHLEY! IM GONNA STRIKE YOUR LITTLE ASS RIGHT DOWN MOUNT OLYMPUS WITH YOUR FATHER VULCAN!!! No joke this is how I imagine him being right now.

And I'm just sitting here like: Jason tell your father to change his tampon before he burns down all of  Ceres' crops. Then she will come and kick his ass with her mini wheats.

 Then she will come and kick his ass with her mini wheats

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It was a lot worse earlier. I freaking drowned.

This really isn't short stories anymore.....

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