Lesbian Heaven

Option One

I took two stairs at a time and walked into the kitchen to be greeted by mum, dad, Cheryl and the family dog.

After being smothered with kisses which I was used to...Cheryl didn't seem to get as much affection from my parents but then she was much older and not one for all this mushy stuff....so after quickly grabbing a piece of toast that had my name on it I was enveloped in a hug by my mum..

My mother is the epitome of beauty and also quite statuesque too, standing at an impressive six feet exactly...her name is Kiriana, aged 39 and with a shock of red hair, she is also blessed in the breast department much to the happiness of my father...I don't keep track but when I was first blessed with breasts I looked in her drawer and noticed that she wore a 36D so I had to guess that she was still around this size, her legs were the most impressive and probably accounted for 80% of her body which is more than likely to be an exaggeration but she has been compared to a Danish woman called Brigitte Nielsen.

After the hug and a few more kisses she gave me a small box...

"Go on open it"

So I did just that and inside was a key...

"Oh my god mother, you didn't"

My parents nodded their heads...

"We did promise"

It was a car key and I would no doubt see what it looked like during the course of the day.

As a bit of background information I should let you know that I am exceptionally gifted in the brains department and now on my sixteenth birthday I would be taking my driving test...but my parents knew that it was a formality and I did too and so they had promised to get me a car for my sixteenth birthday.

My father was next to do the kissing and hugging and rather surprisingly he handed me another small box...this one was a mystery and I didn't need a prompt this time as I opened it.

Inside was another key.

I looked up at him and frowned...

"You're now old enough and responsible, we bought you an apartment in the village of Dunster....it's all yours to do with as you like"

I couldn't believe this, Dunster is closer to my school than where we lived in Taunton and my best friend lived there...I will talk about her later.

My father is of Scandinavian origin and has the poetic name Sigrun, he is a lot smaller than my mother at five feet and nine inches but sports a typical Norse beard and a beer belly to match...but he is my father and that is all that mattered.

I didn't think the day could get any better but I still had to receive something from Cheryl and unlike the hate relationship that is usual between sisters, the two of us were always on speaking terms and I even allowed her to drone on about the latest boy she was dating, I only hoped that she would allow me the same courtesy when I talked about a girl.

For my present she had got me something entirely different and almost unique.....It was a wedding invitation...

I looked at it and was quite perplexed and then I realised why it was...my parents knew nothing about this either.

"Quinoa I'm getting married to David and I would like you to be my Maid of Honour".

I think my parents were more shocked than I but we all got into one of our famed family hugs as the meaning finally got through to me...she wanted me to be her 'best woman' on the most important day of her life.

"And when is the happy day?"

She paused...

That's just it; it's in three weeks...

"Three weeks??"

I think my parents would have been more shocked at this until I realised that they already knew...

"What about dress?"

"All taken care of......all you need to do is prepare a speech telling people what a great sister I am, etc., etc."

Well I couldn't lie about that...

So on the whole, it had been a great start to the day and then I chose that moment to ruin it for everyone...

Just before we carry on with the day I have something very important that I want to tell you all...It might be better if you all take a seat...

I watched as their faces showed a little bit of concern and then the three of them took one of the breakfast bar stools and sat upon it and then waited for me to shock the hell out of them...

Mum....dad.....Cheryl...

"I'm Gay"