This conversation happened over dinner.
Woman: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Man: Definitely not!
Woman: Why not? Don't you like being married?
Man: Of course I do!
Woman: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Man: Okay, Id get married again.
Woman: You would? (A hurtful look crosses her face)
Man: (Makes an audible groan)
Woman: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Man: Where else would we sleep?
Woman: Would you put away my pictures and replace them with pictures of her?
Man: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Woman: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
Man: She can't use them, because she is left-handed.
Woman: (Silence)
Man: Oh shit...
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A Universe Of R&J
RandomHere lies The Doctor. He died of laughter, telling riddles and jokes. I hope you enjoy the book he wrote before he regenerated.
