MoonLight University [REHABILITATION PROGRAM]

Chapter 4

-DWYNE-

It's been a week. Walang nagbago. Tamad pa din sila--- okay fine, kami. But the good news is. Hindi na pumupunta dito si Silvia the Witch. That fat ass oldie. Buti nga hindi na nagparamdam.

Hindi kami nagpapansinan. The last time we talked to each other was yung pinagtawanan namin yung sarili namin dahil sa mga failed suicide attempts. Ang weweirdo ng mga tao dito. Nagiging weirdo na din tuloy ako. Anyway, next week, mag Sesecond  year college na ako.  AT SILA DIN. I dont know if everything that's happening is all just coincidence pero pareho kami ng school na pinapasukan. Pareho kaming mga pasaway, Pareho kaming magaganda. No doubts on that. Pareho kaming may ibubuga.

PERO hindi kami pareho ng gusto. You see, even without asking, malalaman mong ayaw namin sa isa't isa. The presence of each other makes us feel uncomfortable. Gosh i am one observant gal. Sorry about that.

People see me as the mysterious type. Naaah, i dont think so. I just prefer shutting my mouth than to act plastic and be friendly. Ayoko makasakit ng tao kaya lumalayo ako. Because i have a shitty mouth. And it comes with shitty words.

Anyway, My name is DWYNE CLAUDE ARAGON. Oh , gulat kayo no? ako lang nag introduce ng name saamin.

Moving on, Nandito ako sa isang cafe. Bawal kami gumala. And plus the fact na  kulang ang budget namin. HINDI NAMIN KAYANG GUMALA. Oops, nila pala. I secretly brought my savings. Dami na kaya nito. Literally many. I've been saving for like my whole life. AND i've been spending money so much too.  Iniiba ko ang mga allowance at ang mga hinihingi ko kela mommy. Wais to eh. wa-is!

"Gee, i do love you. But i don't think i deserve you.  Masyado kang perpekto, masyadong-----

"Oh heavens, let's just break up. " sabi ng babae. Which i think is magee. Yung housemate ko. Char housemate. Wait, that's definitely her. Wew, Didn't think she's the type to date.

"h-huh?"

"What do you expect douche? na hahayaan kitang tapusin ang speech mo then you'll start saying "i'm so sorry. i love you but let's break up" HAHAHAHA what the hell. WHAT THE HELL" grool (great&cool) i whispered. Hahaha

"Gee naman, don't be like th----

"Don't be like what? Alam mo kasi Dan..." Nilapit niya ang mukha niya dito

"NOBODY ever tells me what to be like. We BOTH wan't to end this shit. But you did such a wrong move on choosing MY SLUTTY SECRETARY to be your other girlfriend. One second" Kinuha niya ang phone niya , dialing someone named MY-SLUTTY-SECRETARY pfft. Secretary pala niya yung pinalit sa kanya. what an asshole.

I can't hear what the girl on the other line was saying but i am pretty sure she's in pain right now.

"Hey uhm janella. You busy? If you are , i dont care.  I'm with YOUR DYLAN nga pala. and i'm breaking up with him right now, he is too. BUT WITH YOU. Ya know, I really thought ikaw ang mahal niya, Then i suddenly heard about the news na nakabuntis pala siya ng isang babae sa company KO.  Masakit. And i know masakit din para sa'yo"Her voice sounded hurt. But her face is grinning. Nakatingin sa lalaking pinipigilan siya. Bitch! hahahahha

"If you want me to comfort you. I'm willing to. That is, if you're still my secretary. But you're not anymore. Pack your filthy things. You quean. Oh that means slut too. Okay bye. mwah" Binalik niya ang phone niya and gave her EX-BOYFRIEND one passionate kiss. Nang gumanti ang lalaki ay tinapos niya and gave him one painful punch on his family jewels.