Message Me [Septiplier]

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           Tuesday, May 31, 2016

septicsean: oh my god mark
septicsean: i messaged you as soon as i could i'm so sorry
septicsean: my power went out yesterday and my phone was already almost dead
septicsean: mark i am so falling in love with you please don't be upset with me
septicsean: i don't know how i can make it up to you

Message read.
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mef95: Bob, I need to talk to you.

muysken: Has my ship sailed yet

mef95: What?

muysken: Septiplier

mef95: No. Just the opposite, actually, and I don't know what to do.

muysken: YOU GUYS LIKE EACH OTHER SO MUCH, WHAT THE HELL
muysken: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP GOD DAMNIT
muysken: I should not be working harder at your relationship than you

mef95: I told Jack that I thought I was falling in love with him. To his face, even. We were skyping. I told him and he hung up.

muysken: Bullshit

mef95: I know. He messaged me this morning, saying his power had gone out, and his phone had already died. I don't know if I believe him.

muysken: Why the fuck wouldn't you?

mef95: It's hard for me, Bob. I didn't plan on falling for Jack. I thought he had fallen for me too, but I was wrong. Being wrong hurt.

muysken: You fucking asshole
muysken: Jack has fallen for you
muysken: He fell way harder than you, way before you even realized

mef95: I don't know, Bob.

muysken: duDE, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT A HUNDRED TIMES

Message read.
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muysken: Dude, your boyfriend is an idiot

septicsean: my boyfriend? bob he hates me

muysken: It's not your fault your power went out
muysken: But it was a horribly funny coincidence that your phone was dead

septicsean: he doesn't believe that i love him back

muysken: Yeah, I know, we were just talking
muysken: He's super upset for some stupid reason

septicsean: god i love him
septicsean: i really do
septicsean: you have no idea how badly i need him to believe me

muysken: I think I have an idea

septicsean: and what would that be?

muysken: Make Mark jealous
muysken: Like, so jealous that he can't contain his love for you anymore

septicsean: that sounds like a terrible idea

muysken: Haven't you ever watched any romance movies, or read any fanfictions?
muysken: It always works

septicsean: okay so say we do try it
septicsean: how am i supposed to make him jealous?

muysken: You know that girl you've been talking to, Wiishu, or whatever? That tumblr artist?

septicsean: yeah why

muysken: You're gonna pretend to date her

septicsean: this is the worst idea you've ever had

muysken: Hear me out
muysken: You know how you're gonna pop out of Mark's birthday cake?

septicsean: i can't believe you're serious about that

muysken: I'm deadly serious about that.
muysken: Anyways, you're gonna bring her to LA with you, be all lovey dovey the whole time, and BAM. Angry, jealous sex with Mark

septicsean: this isn't going to work

muysken: You have zero faith in me

muysken has added minionlord to the conversation.

muysken: Wade, isn't this a good idea

minionlord: You do know I can't see your previous conversation right

muysken: Damn it
muysken: Okay, hang on, let me explain it
muysken: Jack is gonna fake date this tumblr girl and bring her to LA when he visits Mark, and be all lovey gross with her and then get Mark all riled up and then boom
muysken: Angry, jealous sex with Mark

minionlord: This is a terrible idea

muysken: GOD DAMN IT YOU GUYS IM A GENIUS