Louwee- *whispers* Jadey?
Poopey- *whispers* what?
Louwee- I really liked our first date
Poopey- well of I'm gonna be honest I didn't really like it
Lukey- uh oh
Nialler- the truth is out, what will Louis do when we return to the Little Direction and 5SOS group chat
CTBRD- lol Niall
Leighsure- hush all three of you. Carry on Louis and Jade
Louwee- you didn't like it?
Poopey- no not really
Jesminda- why didn't you like it?
Poopey- dont know
Hazza- well what did you guys do
Poopey- movies, dinner
Ashy- so because it was a regular date you didn't like it
Poopey- who said it was regular
Hoodlum- well you said dinner and movie...that's pretty basic
Payno- even for Louis
Louwee- hey! My hearts already broken
Poopey- why is it broken
Louwee- b/c you said you didn't like the date
Poopey- oh, I've misled you all...
Leighsure-...
Jesmimda-what do you mean?
Poopey- I didn't like it because....
Poopey- I LOVED IT!!!!
Lukey- is she serious
Hazza- Jade ur supposed to say that right after u say you didn't like it
Louwee- yeah I was over pooping myself
Poopey- *pouts* well I just wanted to be dramatic
Ashy- it's okay Jade, at least now u know how to do it
CTBRD- yeah please don't pout it's my weakness
Louwee- well I'm glad u liked, no, loved our date
Nialler- I hate to ruin ur moment but has anyone talked to Zayn
Payno- no I haven't in fact I haven't talked to him in a couple days
Louwee- hmm it's not like him to not call
Hazza- oh he didn't tell u guys
Payno- tell is what
Periwinkle- uh oh the truth is coming out
Leighsure- Pez where have you been
Hoodlum- 5SOS don't ever to have the spotlight in this group chat
Periwinkle- I've been hiding but seeing as Harry's about to tell the news I figured I'd come out
Hazza- he told u
Periwinkle- yeah
Nialler- someone please just say it
Periwinkle- *sighs*
Hazza- Zayn wants to leave the group
Leighsure- WHAT
Payno- WHAT
Louwee- WTF
Lukey- u must be joking
Nialler- yeah this must be some kind of joke
Zayn- actually it's not
Momma Del- dun dun dun
To be continued...
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A Little Directional Group Chat
FanfictionWhat happens when Little Mix, One Direction, and Five Seconds of Summer decide to start a group chat. It's too late to turn now *maniacal laugh* Also include other celebrities sometimes but, we'll see