Suck it up Naruto world, you're stuck with me!

Dead Eunuch

THIS IS SO BORING!!! Looks like we are going to have a dead eunuch for a sensei.

'That's what he gets for coming late! Surprise!' I heard Naruto yell from the direction of the door. After checking the air around him I could see that he had set up his eraser prank.

Oh thank gypsies! It's almost time for him to get here

'You're asking for trouble. You know you shouldn't do that' Sakura scolded.

'Honestly Sakura, if you like the prank then just say it.' I stated lazily. This earned me three shocked expressions. 'What? It's obvious that she likes this sort of stuff. I just don't get why she doesn't say it. Now stop staring at me like that! It's unnerving...' apparently the floor suddenly became very interesting.

'Our teacher is a jonin, you think he'd fall for that?' came the oh-so-cool voice of our one and only duck butt and, for some reason, Sakura staid silent.

'Bet you 3948 (about 50 aud) yen he falls for it' I challenged him.

'You're on' came the immediate reply. I looked towards the door expectantly as a gloved hand pushed it open. As shown in the anime, the eraser fell onto the spikey hair of Kakashi, causing the rest of the room to go to a stand still until Naruto packed up laughing.

'HAHAHA he totally fell for it! HAHAHA!' he laughed, pointing at our new sensei. This time Sakura didn't stay silent.

'I'm sorry sensei, I told him not to do it but he wouldn't listen. I would never do anything like that' she told him in a voice that basically said, "I'm a suck up".

Sure you wouldn't.

Kakashi picked up the eraser and looked at it for a moment, 'hmm... how can I put this? My first impression of this group is you're a bunch of idiots.'

'I certainly hope you don't mean me sensei...' I said innocently making him spin to look at me and turn suddenly pale.

'No, no, of coarse not Darcy' he said quickly, waving his hands in front of himself.

'Good' was all I replied.

'Anyway...' he turned back to the others 'meet me on the roof in five minutes.' With a poof of smoke, he was gone.

I have got to get used to all this poofing around everywhere.

'Meet you up there' I said to my new team before running to the roof.

Flashing over, I grabbed Kakashi's ear and brought it down to my level.

'Do you want to become a dead eunuch, Kakashi? Because if you do, you should just say' I asked/said dangerously.

'Uh, no, I'm good thanks.' He grabbed at my hand on his ear but couldn't get it off, lucky for him the others could be heard thumping up the stairs.

Saved by the bell... or team in this case.

Letting go of his ear, I gave him a look that translated to "you are so lucky I'm in a good mood or you would be ten feet under right now" and sat in front of him. Just at that moment the team burst through the doors and came to sit beside me.

'All right how 'bout you introduce your selves one at a time' Kakashi said in the ultimate board tone.

'Introduce ourselves?' came Sakura's genius reply 'well... what are we supposed to say?'

Come on Sakura, I thought you were supposed to be the smartest kunoichi of your class

Kakashi uncrossed his arms 'things you like, things you hate, dreams for the future, hobbies... things like that.'