(Texts)
"Call me I'm lonely here with my 69 lizard brothers and sisters"
This makes me think about my life choices. It's one of the more inspirational things that I (ShipsSailed) have said.
"🍍🍍🍍 SpongeBob, is that you possessing my phone?"
Don't ask, don't tell...
Please don't take me to an asylum...
"Same. WANNA SEE MY BROKEN TOENAIL?"
I am losing all faith in myself, as I read through my old text messages...
"Tell him I said I'm bringing a sumo wrestler. 3000 pounds of man in a diaper ."
Yeah, I'm done. I am literally dying from maximum cringe levels right now.Chapter complete.
