Leon: Hello, Dylas. Did Doug give you his gift yet?
The Short Funny One: Huh??! I'm not giving him anything!!!
The Tall Funny One: no he hasn't given me the corn cereal yet
Leon: What a shame.
The Short Funny One: What do you mean yet??? I'm not going to give you anything!
The Tall Funny One: don't lie
Leon: Yes, Doug. Don't lie.
The Short Funny One: I'M NOT LYING
The Short Funny One: WHY WOULD I GIVE THAT BASTARD ANYTHING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY?????
The Tall Funny One: guilt
The Tall Funny One: or you poisoned the cereal
The Tall Funny One: or maybe you're a good person...?
The Tall Funny One: no never mind that's not possible
The Short Funny One: I AM A GOOD PERSON!!! UNLIKE YOU HORSE FACE
Leon: I find your use of caps lock immature and unnecessary.
Leon: So that means you're immature and poisoning food.
Leon: Shame on you.
The Tall Funny One: shame
The Small Funny One: SHUT UP
The Small Funny One: SHAME ON YOU
Leon: For what, may I ask?
The Small Funny One: FOR BEING BORN
Leon: Now that's just rude.
Leon: shame on you
The Tall Funny One: shame
The Short Funny One: FORGET YOU GUYS!!!
The Short Funny One: BYE
Leon: Well that was fun.
Leon: Happy Birthday
The Tall Funny One: thanks
Leon: You don't mind if I steal Frey away though, do you?
The Tall Funny One: what?
Leon: Never mind.
Leon: Goodbye.
The Tall Funny One: bye I guess
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Changed The Short Funny One's contact name to: The Short Noisy One.
Changed The Tall Funny One's contact name to: The Tall Ignorant One.
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FanfictionJust a random blurb of what would happen if the rune factory four characters had cell phones and texted each other! Disclaimer: The characters from Rune Factory Four do not belong to me! Also, any art or pictures also do not belong to me!
