Rune Factory Four Texts!

Doug And Dylas!(Doug's phone)

Doug: Heeeeeeeyyyy you stupid HORSE

Horse face: Who is this?

Doug: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

Doug: HAHAHAHAHA

Horseface: Is this Doug?

Doug: What? No! Why would Doug have your number?

Doug: Doug is waayyyy too cool and awesome for you. You're not as good as him! He wouldn't even want your phone number!

Doug: Plus he'd have to go through tons of work to get your number without you knowing! Which he wouldn't because you SUCK

Doug: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Horseface: You are Doug.

Doug: No I'm not!!!!!

Horseface: Delete my number, pebble brain.

Doug: I JUST TOLD YOU THIS IS NOT DOUG!

Horseface: Who is it then?

Doug: YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!

Doug: MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Doug: ...

Doug: Hello?

Doug: HEY

Doug: ANSWER YOU GELDING

Doug: ...

Doug: FINE! I didn't want to talk to you anyway!

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Hey! I'm just really bored if you can't tell. This story isn't going to have any real serious plot, but it's funny so that's good right?

At least I hope it's funny... Anyway! If you have any requests on a convo you want to see, just let me know!