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raven-zel! raven-zel! let down your hair!
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what do you want, parker?
remember when you told me that you want a relationship with spider-man just like superman and lois lane?
uh... batman and catwoman, actually. but... yeah...
well, i'm here to make it real. plus, i'm spidey, remember?
yeah, i can see that.
c'mon, you have a date with your superhero, your husband and destiny!
are you shitting me?
my ass is not on your face, so no.
goodnight, parker.
raven, no— not again!
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yay! it's ope—
and also, we're divorced.
no— gah!
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spiderboy ⊳ peter parker
Fanfiction- HE IS THE SPIDERBOY SHE SAID "WEB YOU LATER, BOI" OH SHIT HE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER - i'm blocking you. peter parker decided to call aunt may after the brawl in germany. turns out, it's not his beloved aunt.
