parker's
are you fucking serious?!
i am dead serious!
our son is a fuckboy!
it's all your fault, parker.
why— what?
you're the father. maybe that's why ajax is a fuckboy.
rude!
not rude.
...
i want to have a relationship with spider-man. y'know, the batman and catwoman kind of relationship.
why batman and catwoman? why not... i don't know... superman and lois lane?
yeah, you have a point.
...
...
what are you doing?
wearing one of your sweatshirts, duh.
you should've asked.
but i didn't.
...
your jacket smells good.
that's the smell of pure masculinity.
no, it's the smell of vanilla with a hint of... victoria's secret?
oh no. aunt may's back at it again...
...
stop laughing!
sorry!
...
you look cute when you blush.
and you look cute.
let's watch a movie.
what movie are we going to watch?
stand by me.
okay.
...
stop breathing on my neck while i search for the movie.
this is for revenge...
stop.
no...
you know what, rodri—
...
...
...
the proximity of your face is too close to mine...
i know...
the closer two objects get together, the greater the attraction...
for some reason, my lips are attracted to yours... like my lips are made of metal and your lips is a magnet...
how about we close the gap? i am getting tired of this talking...
yeah—
hey guys— woah!
aunt may! i-it's not what it looks like!
i'm just gonna go...
JESUS, AUNT MAY
YOU ARE READING
spiderboy ⊳ peter parker
Fanfiction- HE IS THE SPIDERBOY SHE SAID "WEB YOU LATER, BOI" OH SHIT HE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER - i'm blocking you. peter parker decided to call aunt may after the brawl in germany. turns out, it's not his beloved aunt.
