streets of queens
i'm on top of the world, hey! i'm on top of the world. swinging around in my web tonight, waiting to save a girl. and i can't wait 'til i—
help— no!
somebody needs help!
no, please!
rodriguez...?
what are you doing all by yourself in the middle of the night, lovely?
please don't...
hey! that's rude, mister!
what do you want, you arachnid?
simple, i want you to take your filthy hands off her and walk away.
no can do, spidey-boy.
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...
holy shit... that's a knife...
and it will slice your neck if spidey here doesn't go awa—
...
you son of a bitch!
...
the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout...
where the fuck are you— ah!
down came the rain and washed the spider out...
shit!
out came the... sun and dried up all the rain...
fucking hell...
and the itsy! bitsy! spider!
ah, shit...
climbed up the sprout again...
get me out of this fucking webbing right now!
no can do, pedo-bear.
...
c'mon. let's get you out of here.
wait... i h-have to do... s-something...
...
...
ah, my balls!
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damn...
thank you for saving me, spider-man.
no problem... uh...
r-raven... the name's raven.
raven, huh?
yeah...
well, i gotta go now. bye, raven. and don't run into any pedophiles on the way home!
goodbye, spider-man. and i will...
call
...
hello?
sherlock! guess what?!
what?
i encountered spider-man on the way home awhile ago! can you believe it?!
wait, what were you doing in the streets at one in the morning?
i was hungry... but that's not the point! my knight in tight red and blue spandex was there to save me! you should've seen him kick ass!
knight in tight red and blue spandex, huh?
when he swung and kicked the bad guy square in the chest is just like him swinging around and, somehow, he found himself kicking my chest just to enter my heart.
dang... that's kinda deep.
the funniest thing is that you sound just like him along with a classmate of mine.
well... that's cool.
well... goodnight, sherlock. hope that i could talk to you tomorrow!
you too!
also, what's the name of your school?
thought you'd never ask...
what?
n-nothing! um... midtown high school.
well... hope that i could see you tomorrow at school! or at least, walk past you along with a huge crowd of idiots.
me too. sweet dreams!
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when will you notice that i am peter motherfucking parker, your partner in literature? god damn it, rodriguez.
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spiderboy ⊳ peter parker
Fanfiction- HE IS THE SPIDERBOY SHE SAID "WEB YOU LATER, BOI" OH SHIT HE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER - i'm blocking you. peter parker decided to call aunt may after the brawl in germany. turns out, it's not his beloved aunt.
