Once upon a time... In a land far, far away *coughcoughRussia*... There was an intelligent, young man named Russia.
Russia: I'm not a man, I'm a country, da? ~
Well, yes, but for now let's just call you a man, okay?
Russia: But I'm a country...
Yes, you are a country, but-
Russia: Kolkolkol...
A young country named Russia...
Russia: (^ J ^)
He loved to frolic in fields of sunflowers and meet new friends
Russia: Russia x everybody! They will all become one with me someday, da?
Yes, I'm sure they will, Russia...
Russia: Yay! ~
On second thought... Maybe he isn't so intelligent... Let's call him gullible instead...
Russia: //too busy thinking about friends and sunflowers to listen
Anyways... One day he-
Prussia: I, zhe AWESOME Prussia, vill take over zhis narration!
Wait, but I'm not-
Prussia: He vas a STUPID IDIOT VITH HALF A BRAIN
Russia: Chto?
Prussia: AND LIKES MELTED CHEESE!
Russia: (@ J @)
Japan: Nani?! I thought he likes borscht...
Italy: PASTAAAAAAAAAAAA
America: Haha! Dude, this is one mixed up story!
England: I'd say he should like tea. Tea is a-
China: I'd like to believe that he likes pandas, everyone loves pandas...
Japan: Wait, what was the narrator going to sa-
Italy: Do you like pasta, japan? //hugs Japan
Japan: !!! Italy, I do not understand, why are you doing this again?! @_@
Romano: Listen you idiot fratello-
Spain: OuO //stares at Romano
Romano: !!! WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT, TOMATO FACE?!
France: Who wouldn't wish to stare at you? Ohonhonhon ~ ;)
Germany: ZHAT IS ENOUGH! STOP YOUR CONSTANT TALKING AND LISTEN TO ZHE NARRATOR, YOU SHOULD ALL BE FOLLOWING ZHE STORYLINE AND SCRIPT! IF ZHAT IS TOO HARD FOR YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE A COUNTRY !
Italy: But Germany-
I'M DONE, I'M OUTTA HERE //drops the mic
GOODBYE
Countries: ???
Countries: //all look at each other, then continue talking
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction-- When this was Written -- Just a little Hetalia for your brain, not much at all, but I hope you like it ~ <3 Btw IT'S CRACK AHAHAHAHHAHAHA -- Current Day -- Oi, this was created a year or two ago-- I decided to unpublish all my other books, but if...
