Armstrong: THIS CRACK BOOK HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS AND GENERATIONS!!!
Ed: oh boy here he goes again
Armstrong: WHY ITS JUST A SMALL STORY
Ed: WHO YOU CALLIN A MIDGET PEA SIZED BEAN SPROUT SO SMALL YOU NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO SEE!!!!???!!!??
Al: *sigh* Brother....(drags Ed away kicking and screaming)
