What Actually Happened With Thorin in Mirkwood

Bilbo (Or, Please take this Jewelry)

Thranduil: I know, trust me. I sentenced him to death. 

Bilbo: Wha--why? He had a drink!

Thranduil: He consumed my wine!

Bilbo: You're the worst. 

Thranduil: You're so dumb! That was a joke! Haha, laugh at me! I'm funny! I'm the jolly old forest king!

Bilbo: You have problems. 

Thranduil: I do not!

Bilbo: Yep, you do. No, I did not have wine, and no, you're not funny. 

Thranduil: Stop lying. 

Bilbo: Okay, I'm not a thief and a liar. 

Thranduil: At least Legolas isn't. 

Bilbo: I'm so confused when did we start talking about your weird son? 

Thranduil: He's not weird! You're weird! 

Bilbo: What is the point of this conversation? 

Thranduil: You caused a lot of unrest between my beloved son and myself. 

Legolas: *walking up behind Thranduil* WHAT? 

Thranduil: Oh, hi Legolas. I said "I hate my son, he's the worst."

Legolas: *rolls eyes* Great. Who is this?

Thranduil: Some guy. 

Bilbo: Hello, I'm Bilbo, nice to--

Thranduil: --steal your food!

Bilbo: Um...

Legolas: Who stole the food? 

Thranduil: Bilbo, apparently. 

Bilbo: I said you had good bread!

Thranduil: Which implies you had some. 

Bilbo: Yes, but--

Thranduil: *pointedly* I didn't give you any. 

Bilbo: Indirectly, yes, you did. 

Thranduil: Noooo...

Legolas: I'm sorry, when was this?