Mulligan's POV
-Alex has added you to a group chat-
Alex: Hey, guys!
John: What's up?
Marquis: The sky.
You: ...
You: Um...
Alex: He didn't mean literally, Laf.
Marquis: He asked a question, I answered.
John: Oh, boy...
You: When someone says "what's up?" They mean like what's going on.
Marquis: You Americans are so confusing.
John: True.
Alex: It's okay Laf, we'll help you.
Marquis: Awe, thanks!
Alex: No prob, you little baguette.
Marquis: *hugs Alex*
Alex: *hugs back*
John: *cries because no one loves me*
You: *hugs John*
John: *squeals*
Marquis: *goes over and joins you guys*
Alex: *follows*
Marquis: I love you guys.
John: We love you too, baguette.
Marquis: *licks John's nose*
Alex: Um... *backs away*
You: You ruined the moment!
John: *screeches*
Marquis: Do you guys not like nose licks?
Alex: What is wrong with you?!
Marquis: I was dropped on my head as a child.
You: We can tell.
Marquis: *licks Mull's nose*
You: *rolls on the ground screaming*
Marquis: You're up next Alex.
Alex: Nonononono *runs*
Marquis: *chases you, tackles you*
Alex: Helpp!!!
Marquis: *licks your nose*
Alex: *screeches*
-John has added Washington to the chat-
John: Oh crap, I thought I clicked Burr!
Washington: What is this?
Marquis: Hi, papa!!
Washington: Son, I'm not your father.
Marquis: But you just called me son!
Washington: Lord, help this child.
-Washington has left the chat-
You: Can we just stop with the weirdness and talk about something normal for once?
Alex: I'm afraid that's impossible, we're quite weird.
You: True.
John: Why don't we just go and go and hang out with each other.
Marquis: I'm down.
Alex: Me too.
You: Yeah.
John: Let's go get a drink or something.
Alex: Okay, see you guys there.
John: Oh and Laf, don't lick anyone's nose.
Marquis: No promises!
Alex: *collective groan*
