Aries: daddy
Taurus: his one pair of black jeans
Gemini: dan falling off his chair
Cancer: whisk
Leo: kanye west is the kanye best
Virgo: haru pillow
Libra: hey buddy you in London
Scorpio: memes
Sagittarius: llamas lolzor
Capricorn: #nicerinternet
Aquarius: "hi, my name is [dan]."
Pisces: sister danielphanstrashisoutsids || Instagram
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horoscopes [book 2]
Random«Status: March 19, 2016 - May 6, 2016» Just a continuation of some zodiac shit... "the SUN is the [neck] and [spine], holding everyone together and connecting each other. the MOON is the [heart], the songwriter of your soul. MERCURY is the [tongue]...