Aries : smashes their face into a wall
Taurus : stress eats
Gemini : "hEY IT'S ONLY OKAY AHEN I DO IT"
Cancer : "oh" :')
Leo : laughs nervously
Virgo : gets a restraining order
Libra : trust their partner because they think they're better than everyone else
Scorpio : "do I need to pee on you to mark my territory or something"
Sagittarius : "excuse me but I own this fine piece of ass"
Capricorn : glares at from a distance and plots revenge
Aquarius : pouts
Pisces : doesn't even notice
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horoscopes [book 2]
Random«Status: March 19, 2016 - May 6, 2016» Just a continuation of some zodiac shit... "the SUN is the [neck] and [spine], holding everyone together and connecting each other. the MOON is the [heart], the songwriter of your soul. MERCURY is the [tongue]...
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