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Is your name Daniel cause ddaaaammmnnnn.

I'M BATMAN!

How good of friends are we? "pretty good" As pretty as you?

You need to get your licence suspended for driving all these guys crazy.

Guy: What's your name?
Girl: Ugh I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I have a math test tomorrow.
Girl: what does that have to do with anything.
Guy: I thought we were listing things we could cheat on.

Are you tired cuz you been running through my mind for days?

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