skylar's pov
i got a twitter notification.
*trevor added you to the group chat 'hoeiest hoes.'"
sarah- so the cheesecake factory was amazing
evan- actaully me
trevor- i added a hoe to the group
sarah- yeah, my hoe
sam- wait what happened when i was gone
trevor- let me inform you
trevor- well i got sarah and skylar together
sarah- there goes trevor taking all the credit
trevor- i deserve a lot of it y'know
skylar- hey
sarah- hey love
trevor- SEE
sam-YESYASHAINASKZNIXHVNCIKDIX
trevor- woah there hoe
lily- hey hoes just got here
trevor- hey guys guess what
lily- what
sarah- what
evan- yes trevy
skylar- TREVY
trevor- dID YOU JUST CALL ME TREVY
evan- yeah why
trevor- yes dad
evan- you know it
sam- daddy peters
evan- you know it
skylar- trevy and daddy peters, how bEAUTIFUL
sarah- OH MY GOD TREVOR JUST SAY WHAT YOU WERE GONNA SAY
trevor- i was gonna say that SKYLAR AND SARAH ARE MY MAMIS. THEY ADOPTED ME MAMAMAMAMIIIII
evan- mami
sarah- mami
trevor- perhaps mami will be our always
sarah- way to ruin the chain
skylar- yeah trevor ruining everything
trevor- shut up yo frickin hoes you know i make everything better
sarah- not everything
evan- my life has been better since i met trevor js
trevor- WHAT
trevor- DADTY PETERSDNKCS
evan- what
sarah- skylar look whats happening
skylar- oo lala
trevor- iM FANBOTINGSNS
trevor- jjdfsnjands
sarah- trevor stop omgsp
trevor- ACCEPT TYI
...
after the group chat, which we talked for a while i went downstairs to get dinner.
"hey mami.. i mean hey mom" i said.
"heyy" she smiled.
"i like your outfit today" i complimented, noticing the slimming white dress she wore.
"thank you! so i had the maid cook us up a gourmet pizza with a yummy cheese-chicken macaroni dish as a side. also, we got some sparkling cider and chocolate lava cake for dessert." my mother explained.
"that sounds amazing" i gasped.
"it is, my dear" she replied.
...
we ate the yummy food and it was now time for dessert.
my mom and i both talked and ate our cake.
"so you make any friends yet?" she asked.
"yeah, quite a lot." i replied.
"i know why, cause youre a lange, were queens." she said.
"amen" i laughed.
"so anyone you think is cute?"
i almost dropped my cake.
"um.." i stuttered.
"its okay, you dont have to tell me, only if you want."
"well.. i like sarah, a girl at my school" i informed her.
"show me a picture" she instructed.
i showed her this picture.
"shes very pretty!" my mom exclaimed.
"i know" i smiled looking at the picture.
...
i went to sleep to the thoughts of my beautiful girlfriend.
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adopted by jessica lange
Fanfictionthis is a sarah paulson fanfic for my friend skylar.