adopted by jessica lange

chappie 17

skylar's pov

i walked into the house and felt so happy because of what trevor told me today.

my phone dinged. it was sarah in a group chat with trevor! oh no.

trevor- hey hoes

sarah- ayee

me- hiiii

trevor- so we need to talk

sarah- about what?

me- yeah what?

trevor- so skylarah is real. 

sarah- huh?

me- trevor i swear..

trevor- YOU TWO NEED TO DATE

trevor- LIKE RIGHT NOW

trevor- I SHIP THIS SO MUCH IT ACTAULLY HURTS ME SHISANFISD

trevor- iM FANBOYINS

sarah- i hate you trevor

sarah- skylar doesnt even like me sooo

me- who said that?

trevor- YEYSUSH

sarah- wait.. do you like me?

sarah- like more than a friend?

trevor- SHE DOES

trevor- tRUST ME

me- trevor ill kill  you

trevor- you cant kill a queen!

sarah- skylar be honest

trevor- wHEN YOU TWO DATE CAN U ADOPT  ME

trevor- my mami mrs roberts isnt liking me too much

skylar- what about ms holland?

trevor- thATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOTU

sarah- you didnt answerr, so no?

skylar- wait wait... i do

sarah- WAIT WHAT

skylar- yESSS

trevor- I TOLF YOU HOES

sarah- skylar dm me privately

trevor- NO YOU FRICKEN HOES YOU BETTA LET ME SEE THIS WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER WITHOUT ME THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED YOU LIL HOES BETTA LET ME RAED THSOK

sarah- well.. if you insist..

trevor- I INSIST GJND

sarah- well skylar.. ever since i saw you ive though youre gorgeous, actaully perfection. we havent known each other that long but i already feel a connection and its only getting stronger. my heart skips a beat when i see you, youre absolute perfection. like youve made me happier ever since weve talked which i havent been truly happy since i met you. i know youre the one for me. god did something right when he picked your mami to adopt you. youre amazing. i know this may be too soon, but skylar lange, will you be my girlfriend? and make the worlds happiest girl.

trevor- WHAY

trevor- WHAT DO U MEAN LITTLE HOE THAT YOU WERENT HAPOT THATS BS IM HERE AND I KNOW I MAKE YOU HAPPY LYING LIL HOEBAG

me- im flattered. of course ill be your girlfriend sarah. youre the definition of perfection and you have made a huge, great impact on the tough move i had to go through. i think youre amazing, love.

trevor- im emotional.

trevor- this is beautifullllll.

trevor- i think my heart just crumbled

trevor- PARENT GOALS

trevor- i lOVE MY MAMIS

sarah- way to ruin the moment trevor

me- yeah trevor, you little hoe.

trevor- im sorry this is beautiful

trevor- WHY DID MY BOYFRIEND HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH EM

sarah- trevor.. your ex died.

trevor- BUT HE BROKE MY HEART, LEAVING ME DXLSL

sarah- trevor his body broke

trevor- true

me- im so sorry.

trevor- its okay ive moved on, i like a new boy

me- wait are you bisexual?

trevor- let me educate you, im gay.

me- oh thats okay

sarah- YOU LIKE SOMEONEE?

me- YEAH U LIKE SOMEONE?

trevor- yeah i like a straight boy

me- who

sarah- tell me

trevor- ITS EVAN OBVIOSULH

sarah- holy christmas nuts

trevor- hes PERFECT I CRY

sarah- haha. i got to go for now because im going to the cheesecake factory. bye hoeie trevor and bye my love

me- bye babe

trevor- bye hoes