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Pearl: No! She already hates me.
Amethyst: Aw, come on P! She doesn't hate you.
Pearl: Do we have to?
Amethyst: Yes.
Pearl: *sighs* I think she's outside.
Pearl & Amethyst: *goes outside*
Peridot: *falls out of the air and lands on her butt*
Garnet: *falls out of the air but lands on her feet gracefully*
Peridot: SO THAT'S WHAT FUSIO-
Garnet: Hush. *grins*
Peridot: Fine, I- *see Pearl and Amethyst* What do you want?
Pearl: We have to do stuff. Could you ple-
Amethyst: BOOM, BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!
Pearl: Ame-
Peridot: Oh my stars, I'm going, I'm going. *walks back to the house*
Pearl: *whispers to Amethyst* Ready?
Amethyst: UH, YOU'RE STUPID!
Pearl: *facepalms*
Garnet: ?
Amethyst: YOUR HAIR IS STUPID!
Garnet: ????
Amethyst: YOUR OUTFIT IS STUPID!
Garnet: ????????
Amethyst: UHHH, FUSION IS DUMB!
Garnet: Oh. *readjusts her visor* Was this another dare? *smiles*
Amethyst: *runs a hand through her hair* Um, maybe....
Garnet: Well, I'm angry! Grr! Anger!
Pearl: Okay....
Garnet: *laughs*
Amethyst: Okay, we're done.
Pearl: Let's go swimming!
Amethyst: I'll get the Dorito! *runs into the house, picks up Peridot, runs back out, and throws her into the ocean*
Peridot: I'LL GET YOU, YOU CLOD!!!!
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