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Pearl: More pranks? Bleh.
Amethyst: Oo, this'll be fun! Mwah-ha-ha!
Pearl: Amethyst, are you okay?
Amethyst: Nope!
Pearl: *sighs* What should we do?
Amethyst: Throw muffins at her.
Pearl: That is the worst idea I've ever heard.
Amethyst: *shrugs*
Pearl: You're no help.
Amethyst: I know.
Pearl: Hmm.....
Amethyst: Oo, wait!
Pearl: Oh boy.
Amethyst: We will cover her entirely in post-its.
Pearl: She's going to allow that?
Amethyst: ssstttEEEEVEEEEEN!!!!!
Steven: *walks in with his eyes covered* Are you guys looking at-
Amethyst: TEACH PERIDOT HOW TO SLEEP
Steven: *uncovers eyes* What?
Amethyst: Y'know how you tried to have a giant sleepover and we learned how to sleep but then it got ruined b-
Pearl: Teach Peridot what you taught us.
Steven: Uhhhh...I could try.
Amethyst. WOO-HOO!
Steven: *walks out* Peridot!
Amethyst: Mwah-ha-ha!
Pearl: I'm concerned.
a few hours later
Steven: *tip-toes in* I think she's asleep...Shh...
Amethyst: Yes!
Pearl: *whispering* Not so loud.
Amethyst: *still loudly* Sorry.
Pearl: Ugh. Come on.
Pearl and Amethyst: *sneaks into Stevens room and cover Peridot in neon pink post-its*
Amethyst: Hue hue hue!
Pearl: I'm getting you a psychologist.
some more hours later
Steven: *pokes Peridot* Pssst, Peri, wake up!
Peridot: Mmff. That was q- AAAAAAH! WHAT'S ON ME?! I'VE BEEN BETRAYED! AAAAAAH! I TRUSTED YOU! AAAAAH! *tries to rip a post-it off and falls on her face*
Amethyst: *laughing hysterically* C-come on Peri-ha ha-Peridot. I'll get it-ha ha-off you!
Peridot: *hisses and runs around*
Amethyst: *picks her up under the armpits* Who's the baby?
Peridot: I'M NOT THE BABY!
Amethyst: Who's the b-
Peridot: *kicks Amethyst in the stomach*
Amethyst: oOF *drops Peridot*
Peridot: *runs away and hides under Stevens bed, frantically picking off post-it notes*
Pearl: That was wild from start to finish.
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