Just Another Hetalia Crack Book ●ω●

Introductions

Hello minna!!

ヽ('▽｀)/ヽ('▽｀)/

Welcome to my very first Cracky Booky Abouty Hatalia!!!

I DO NOT OWN HETALIA NOR ITS CHARACTERS!!! ^_^

BUT FIRST, MY NAME HERE IN ZHIS AWESOME-

Prussia: BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS ZHE AWESOME ME-

*BANG*

*Shoot Prussia, close to his head in the left side*

GILBERT!

YOU HAVE TWO F*CKING CHOICES!!

ARE YU GONNA BLOODY SHUT UP

OR YU ARE GONNA BLOODY SHUT UP!!!

PICK ONE YOU DIMWIT!

Prussia: B-but-

*Bang*

*Now at the right*

PICK! A! BLOODY! CHOICE!!!!

*Rage 99.9999999999%*

Prussia: Imgonnashuzzappppp!!!! *runs behind Germany*

Vest!(╥_╥) She is scary!!!!!

Germany:*sigh* Vell you put her zo rage mode anyvays continue Auzhor

*Rage .1%*

OKIE (　＾∇＾)

*Ehem*

as i was saying in this book please call me nighty *glares at Prussia* Got it?!

Prussia:*whining like a little girl* Y-yes....(ಥ_ಥ)

NOW LET'S GREET THE OTHERS!!!!

----------Timeskip of nighty chasing Gilbert with a shotgun and firing it----------

Nighty:*walks to world conference room* Hi every....-one? ^_^ --> 0-0?--> °_°?! DAFUG?!

America:*eats a ton of burgers then then recites multiplication table from 1 to 20 without swallowing the burgers* threeen thrimesh Whaaann Threenn, Threen thrimesh thrwo (ten times one ten, ten times two..)

China:*Puts on headphones while playing Hello Kitty by Avril Lavigne Nightcore version then stands up while singing to the tune and then twerking non-stop* HELLO KITTY-ARU SO PRETTY-ARU. MINNA SAIKO ARU-GATO KA-KA-KA-

Russia:*cuts off China then ask him to become one with him with a dark violet,aura, thingy* BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER RUSSIA DA?

China:*notices Russia* AIYAAH-WI-ARUUUU*Runs around the conference room*

Russia:*Chases China around while laughing his signature laugh* kolkolkolkolkolkolkol Become one with meee daaaa?

Norway:*choking Denmark by pulling his tie*

Denmark:*is building a lego palace in the table. Norway is stopping him from finishing it* No-orge ju-ust o-ne mo-oreee *one more piece to go and its done*

Norway: nope. *pulled harder causing denmark to hit the lego palace and fall on the floor* oh....ok

Denmark:...............*..........goes to the corner of the room and activates his emo mode*.........

Iceland:*saying that refrigerator's are more sexier that women to Mr. Puffin*

Mr. Puffin:*complaining to Iceland that Women are sexier than refrigirators*

Prussia:*Giving Germany beer with too much alchohol in a mug saying that was only a juice* Come on Vest! Zhe Awesome me did zhis awesome juice for jou!

Germany:*takes the 'so called juice'* Vell izs jusz juice so... *drinks it then gets drunk*

Prussia:*Goes to Austria and did the same on him*

Austria:*Drinks the 'JUICE?!' then also gets drunk*

Prussia:*also joined in getting drunk*

Germany: All of us is now drunk so leezzsss.......*rips of his military pants revealing a pink sparkly pants* GERMAN SPARKLE PAAARTTYYY!!!

Austria and Prussia:*did the same* GERMAN SPARKLEEE PARRTTTTEEEYYYY!!!!

Rest of the hetalia members except England:*also join in dancing german sparkle party*

Nighty:*sits beside England calmly*

England:*sips tea layk a (B0$$!!!.....srry jacksepticeye reference (^_^)V) gentleman *Are you okay love?

Nighty: No. But cause you are the only one that is left normal....can u be my brother?*puppy eyes effect*

England: Well even if i say no you're gonna write something just to make u my sister. but even so my answer is yes.

Nighty: *Hugs England #bonecrushinghug* yey i have a big brother!!!!

England: *dies cause of Nighty's hug* (×_×;

Nighty:⊙﹏⊙? Big Brother are u dead?

America:*on crack mode drunk* Why da F*ck did ya kill mah IGGEH?!

Nighty: THEN TAKE YUR IGGEH IM F*CKIN' INNOCENT!!BYEE!!*Runs outside*

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well.............. ... ......
i think that's enough for the start..
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im innocent!!