Hello fellow users on Wattpad! What this book is going to be about is asking me simple or complex questions. Plus it's just filled with randomness. It's not that hard to understand, so ask away!
Just please no personal questions, I don't want you gu...
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Me: *dials Leo's phone number immediately* Hey! Um... Do you recall that time when I said your collar was inside out? Well... I have a present for you to say,"I'm sorry." And I think you'll really like it. R-Right?...
*later on*
Me: *calls a tomato company* Hello! Can I order one of your... Automatic tomato machine thingys for handsome lazy people that absolutely love tomatoes?... Yes? Oh, alright! Thank you! I look forward to the package! *hangs up*
*a week later*
Me: *opens a large cardboard box and assembles the machine together* Okay, now I have to give this abomination to Leo. *magically teleports to his house* *walks to his room and leaves the machine there with a box of tomatoes on the side*
Me: *stares at the machine* ...What the hell am I doing with my life right now?...
