"Who am I talking to? (Your age)(Your name)?"
"We never even talked then."
"Exactly!"
"Yeah. So shut the hell up."
I know it's specific. But I came up with this one on the spot when I was talking o a girl I hated and she shut up really quick. I'm pretty proud of it in all honesty. :)
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The Ultimate Comebacks
RandomFeel free to use these on people you hate. (Swear warning and sexual jokes but who are we kidding, every book now has both of these.)
