My book of copypasta ♚ [UPDATED]

Navy Seal (MLG version)

SAUCE:ME,I MADE THIS

What the heck did you just fucking say about me, you little M8? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the MLG snipers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Weed land, and I have over 300 confirmed no scopes. I am trained in Dorito warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Mountain Dew armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the freak out with precision the dank memes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my freaking words. You think you can get away with saying that memes don't matter to society over the Internet? Think again, M8 . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of quickscopers across the illuminati and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm (in which JOHN CENA is starring in)that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're freaking dead, noob.I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can throw dank memes at you in seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed MLG combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Dankness and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cheeky face off the face of the continent, you little scrub. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little -8/8 "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dankness all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking dead, scrub lord.