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The Time I said Sorry to a pole

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So one day just having a horrid day in phys ed. Theres a balcony in my Gymnasium. So me being lazy as fuck just went there where I can go on my Phone you know gotta get on that snap game ;) (Hue hue ps its WarriorPikachu2).
Well i was already on my phone on my way up and I LITERALLY RAN INTO A POLE AND I SAID SORRY TO IT CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A MIDGET. I think my teacher was there to like OH MY GOD. I WAS CRYING I WAS SO STUPID MAN. Well moral of the story don't say sorry if you run into a midget because it could be a pole.

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