Levi: yo Eren
Eren: yes sir?
Levi: you know people ships us right?
Eren: huh?
Levi: Like they want me to kiss you or something
Mikasa: (from the shadows) do it
Eren: but...
Levi: like, lots and lots of people ship it
Sasha: meh, it'd be cute, but kinda creepy
Eren: wha...?
Levi: like, seriously. People ship it hardcore
Joce: I DONT!!!!! LEVIHAN 4 LIFE!!!!!!! (Listens to Save Rock and Roll by Fall Out Boy)
Levi: (ignores her) like...people love it....
Eren: but...
Armin: I kinda ship it....
Eren: WHAT!!!!?
Hanji: hey guys what we talkin bout?
Eren: Ereri...
Hanji: huh? Why would people ship you and--
Erwin: (breaks down wall) COME ON LADIES WE GOT TITANS TO KILL!!!!!
Everyone:...
Eren: TITAAAANS!!!?
I am not sure what I just wrote....