ZackAttack: what the hell is this
Cliffoconda: Zack! You live!
JackBaracrap: welcome to a new hell
NapLord: welcome to the end of peaceful eras
ZackAttack: I wasn't even gone that long and I turn my phone on to utter madness
Dawsome: YAY YOUR AWAKE your mom and I made soup
Dawsome: when I say your mom and I, I mean she made bomb ass soup and I added crackers
ZackAttack: what would I do without you?
Dawsome: <3
LukeSkywalker: cute AF
HoodedPuppy: wait Rian are you still ditching school? Can I have your study guide for research?
Dawsome: do you really expect me to do my homework if you didn't?
HoodedPuppy: shit
MelanieMartian: I finished mine! No thanks to the jabbering of this chat
HoodedPuppy: mel have I complemented what a lovely human you are recently?
MelanieMartian: yes you can copy
HoodedPuppy: I fucking love you
AshKetchup: o.o
HoodedPuppy: in the friend way Ash, you know what level of L word you rank at
Halsballs: oooo do tell
NapLord: kinky
HoodedPuppy: no
Cliffoconda: you were making out all over my couch yesterday
HoodedPuppy: what happens in the man cave, STAYS in the man cave
Cliffoconda: eww...
Baracrap: ha they probably did it on your couch
Cliffoconda: I'm going to be hosting a bonfire featuring that once sanitized couch
LukeSkywalker: I'll bring marshmallows
Cliffoconda: fuck off Luke
NapLord: the tension™
Baracrap: sexual™ tension™
LukeSkywalker: I am stRAighT
Halsballs: yea that's what I said before I first kissed several humans then Mel and LOOK AT ME NOW
ZackAttack: but I've seen you drooling over Michael?..
Cliffoconda: HA
AshKetchup: O SHIT
Dawsome: shit son, you been discovered
HalsBalls: IM IN CLASS WITH LUKE AND HE'S SO RED GUYS
LukeSkywalker has left the chat
HoodedPuppy: FUCK
Baracrap: BRUH
NapLord: he's so guilty of not being completely hetero
MelanieMartian: 'not being completely hetero'
Cliffoconda: same
DU LIEST GERADE
KIK°°°° 5SOS+OTHERS
Fanfiction-I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you all here today- -Michael this is my only free period, literally suck a nut-