Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!

HAPPY EFFING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!! XD

Viridi: oh sure you did Pittoo... now what are you going to get her?

Dark Pit: I thought a personal cat would be nice.

Viridi: nice one! Let's see if we can get a better present than Palutena and Pit! *high fives Dark Pit*

Dark Pit: oh it's on Pit.

Palutena: Hey Pit! What are you going to get Author?

Pit: IIIIuummmmmaaaahhhhhuuuhh-

Palutena: what about an art kit?

Pit:aaaayyyyyiiiiuuhhh PERFECT!!!😝 Why didn't I think about that?

Palutena: let's hope we can get a better one than Pittoo and Viridi!

Pit: okay! It's on Pittoo!

Author: ITS MA BIRTHDAY! 😆 What could go wrong? NATHING!!!!!! Nobody stop me, I'm having a bubble bath while you guys can do planning stuff or whatever.

A few moments later...

Author: YEEAAAHHH!!!! OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH IM STILL PUMPED AF WHAAAAAAAAAAA-

Viridi: calm down birthday girl we know it's your birthday. And the boys are excited as well and-

Author: of course they are! I bet they're gonna battle each other to who can get the better present for me!

Viridi: exactly! I wonder what they're gonna get? Hm... (hehehehehehehehe she doesn't have a clue 😈)

Author: I'm going to go get more chocolate!

Viridi: mmhm okay actually I'll get them for you. You stay in your room for our big surprise! 😋

Author: OKAY! 😜 *locks herself in room*

Viridi: 😓 *groans* off to the pet shop I go...

Palutena: Off to the official art store! Hey Viridi!

Viridi: *annoyed* what?!

Palutena: Sucker! You're going to the pet store!

Viridi: I actually like the pet store! It's just Pittoo can't do it himself...

Palutena: yeah I get you. LETS GO!

A Few Hours Later...

Viridi: okay are you sure this is going to work?

Dark Pit: absolutely.

Palutena: Pit this is going to work right?

Pit: of course!

Author: imma bored peeps.

Pit/DP: Hey Author! OI! I got here first! Stop copying me!

Pit: Clone!

Dark Pit: Puppet!

Pit: Blackheart!