Charmybee123: I dare pitto and viridi to sing "anything you can do" in front of everyone, and pitto get the girl part
Dark Pit: Anything you can do, I can do better!
Viridi: Oh really? Ha!
Dark Pit: I can do anything better than you!
Viridi: no you can't.
Dark Pit: yes I can.
Viridi: no you can't!
Dark Pit: yes I can!
Viridi: No you can't!
Dark Pit: Yes I can! YES I CAN!
Viridi: anything you can be, I can be greater! Sooner or later I'm greater than you!
Dark Pit: no you're not.
Viridi: yes I am.
Dark Pit: no you're not!
Viridi: yes I am!
Dark Pit: No you're not!
Viridi: Yes I am! YES I AM!
Viridi: I can shoot a Partridge, with a single cartridge!
Dark Pit: I can hit a Sparrow, with the bow and arrow!
Viridi: I can live on bread and cheese!
Dark Pit: and only on that?
Viridi: Yup!
Dark Pit: so can a rat.
Viridi: O_o
Viridi: any note you can sing I can sing higher!
Dark Pit: I can sing any note higher than you!
Viridi: no you can't.
Dark Pit: yes I can.
Viridi: no you can't!
Dark Pit: yes I can!
Viridi: No you can't!
Dark Pit: Yes I can!
Viridi: No you caaaaan't!
Dark Pit: yes I... CAAAAAAAN!!!
Viridi: how do you sing that high?
Dark Pit: I'm a guy that sings soprano!
Viridi: O_o
Viridi: anything you can say I can say softer.
Dark Pit: I can say anything softer than you!
Viridi: no you can't
Dark Pit: yes I can
Viridi: no you can't
Dark Pit: yes I can
Viridi:noyoucan't
Dark Pit:yesican
Dark Pit: YES I CAN!!!!
Viridi: I can drink a liquor, faster than a flicker!
Dark Pit: I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker!
Viridi: I can open any safe!
Dark Pit: without being caught?
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